off-topic but the scene in icarly where her grandpa wants to take her bc he doesn’t think spencer is a responsible enough guardian and spencer arrives just as they’re about to leave with her inhaler bc he kept it in case she ever needed it even though she hadn’t had an asthma attack in years is the best and most poignant scene in media to this day
•everyone who goes to the penalty box has to wear a dunce cap for the duration of the penalty
•if the goalie gets the puck in his glove, he should be allowed to try to carry it down to the other end of the rink and throw it into the other goal
•if you pull the goalie your 6th man has to be the mascot
•if 2 players hold hands while one commits a penalty, the other is allowed to go to the box (and wear the dunce cap) for him
•instead of shootouts, there’s a sudden death figure skating competition between the two teams’ captains. if the captain is injured or sick, then this task may be delegated to one of his As
•consistent goalie interference rules lol
•if wayne gretzky attends a game, he is allowed to dress in a plain black jersey and come on the ice. he’s not playing for either team, he’s just there to shake things up
•intermissions will be filled by a pet show of the players’ dogs
Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?
the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god
